Re: [DML] Anyone got anything clever?

[Martin Gutkowski <martin@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

coreysmoo wrote:

>I was just wondering today...  We all get asked the same questions and hear the same 
>BTTF jokes day in and day out.  And it seems that everyone who gives me the old 
>classic "So, where's the flux capasitor?" joke thinks they are the most clever person in 
>the world.  
>
We often have a large printout of an FAQ somewhere at the show. It's one 
I wrote sometime ago and although I've changed it a bit for my own use 
on our company page, the last question still remains the same. I point 
at it and say "have a look at the last question on that list"

http://www.delorean.co.uk/DMUK/myths.html

Usually the smiles on the people who read that *before* asking the 
question outweigh those who actually think it's funny to ask it out loud.

Alternatively "It's in for a service" or "I got stopped for speeding at 
87mph so I removed the temptation" or simply looking blanky at them and 
asking them what they mean is a really good ploy, if you're a good 
enough actor!

Martin





To address comments privately to the moderating team, please address:
moderators@xxxxxxxxxxx

For more info on the list, tech articles, cars for sale see www.dmcnews.com

To search the archives or view files, log in at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dmcnews 
Yahoo! Groups Links

<*> To visit your group on the web, go to:
    http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dmcnews/

<*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to:
    dmcnews-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

<*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to:
    http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/