Re: [DMCForum] Re: This is soooo true

["Paul Salsbury" <paul.salsbury@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Of course you can... :-)
Paul

--- cruznmd <racuti1@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: 
---------------------------------
That is some of the funniest s$#t I have ever read.

May I quote it?

Rich


--- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Paul Salsbury
<paul.salsbury@xxxx> 
wrote:
> This has the ring of truth about it
> 
> Q: How many people does it take to change a light
bulb
> on an internet forum?
> 
> A: 1 to successfully change the light bulb and to
post
> to his e-mail
> list that the light bulb has been changed.
> 
> 14 to share similar experiences of changing light
> bulbs and how the
> light bulb could have been changed differently.
> 
> 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light
> bulbs.
> 
> 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts
about
> changing light
> bulbs.
> 
> 53 to flame the spell checkers.
> 
> 156 to write to the list administrator complaining
> about the light
> bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this
mail
> list.
> 
> 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar
flames.
> 
> 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs
> and to please take
> this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb.
> 
> 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar,
> alt.spelling and
> alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be
stopped.
> 
> 111 to defend the posting to this list, saying that,
> "We are all using
> light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant
> to this mail
> list."
> 
> 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs
is
> superior, where
> to buy the best light bulbs, what brands of light
bulb
> work best for
> this technique, and what brands are faulty.
> 
> 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of
> different light bulbs.
> 
> 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and
> to post corrected
> URLs. 3 to post about links they found from the URLs
> that are relevant
> to this list, which makes light bulbs relevant to
this
> list.
> 
> 33 to collate all posts to date, then quote them
> including all headers
> and footers, and then add "Me Too."
> 
> 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing
> because they cannot
> handle the light bulb controversy.
> 
> 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three."
> 
> 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb
FAQ.
> 
> 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup.
> 
> 47 to say that this is just what this list was meant
> for, leave it
> here.
> 
> 143 votes for a new list: alt.lite.bulb.
> 
> 38 votes proclaiming the advantages in using vintage
> light bulbs.
> 
> And at least 1 to ask where I can buy vintage light
> bulbs.
> 
> Cheers
> Paul
> 
> www.dmc-12.tk
> 
> 
> 
> 
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