That is some of the funniest s$#t I have ever read. May I quote it? Rich --- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Paul Salsbury <paul.salsbury@xxxx> wrote: > This has the ring of truth about it > > Q: How many people does it take to change a light bulb > on an internet forum? > > A: 1 to successfully change the light bulb and to post > to his e-mail > list that the light bulb has been changed. > > 14 to share similar experiences of changing light > bulbs and how the > light bulb could have been changed differently. > > 7 to caution about the dangers of changing light > bulbs. > > 27 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about > changing light > bulbs. > > 53 to flame the spell checkers. > > 156 to write to the list administrator complaining > about the light > bulb discussion and its inappropriateness to this mail > list. > > 41 to correct spelling in the spelling/grammar flames. > > 109 to post that this list is not about light bulbs > and to please take > this email exchange to alt.lite.bulb. > > 203 to demand that cross posting to alt.grammar, > alt.spelling and > alt.punctuation about changing light bulbs be stopped. > > 111 to defend the posting to this list, saying that, > "We are all using > light bulbs and therefore the posts **are** relevant > to this mail > list." > > 306 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is > superior, where > to buy the best light bulbs, what brands of light bulb > work best for > this technique, and what brands are faulty. > > 27 to post URLs where one can see examples of > different light bulbs. > > 14 to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and > to post corrected > URLs. 3 to post about links they found from the URLs > that are relevant > to this list, which makes light bulbs relevant to this > list. > > 33 to collate all posts to date, then quote them > including all headers > and footers, and then add "Me Too." > > 12 to post to the list that they are unsubscribing > because they cannot > handle the light bulb controversy. > > 19 to quote the "Me Too's" to say, "Me Three." > > 4 to suggest that posters request the light bulb FAQ. > > 1 to propose new alt.change.lite.bulb newsgroup. > > 47 to say that this is just what this list was meant > for, leave it > here. > > 143 votes for a new list: alt.lite.bulb. > > 38 votes proclaiming the advantages in using vintage > light bulbs. > > And at least 1 to ask where I can buy vintage light > bulbs. > > Cheers > Paul > > www.dmc-12.tk > > > > ______________________________________________________________________ __ > Want to chat instantly with your online friends? Get the FREE Yahoo! > Messenger http://mail.messenger.yahoo.co.uk Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ADVERTISEMENT <http://rd.yahoo.com/M=267637.4116719.5338353.1261774/D=egroupweb/S=170512 6215:HM/A=1754452/R=0/SIG=11ti8tui3/*http://www.netflix.com/Default?mqso=6 0178324&partid=4116719> click here <http://us.adserver.yahoo.com/l?M=267637.4116719.5338353.1261774/D=egroupm ail/S=:HM/A=1754452/rand=152965131> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: DMCForum-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service <http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/> .
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