Re: [DMCForum] off topic but funny
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And another:

A woman received a phone call that her daughter was very sick with a 
fever. She
left work and stopped by the pharmacy for some medication for her 
daughter. She
returned to her car to find she had locked her keys inside. She had to 
get home to
her sick daughter and didn't know what to do. She called her home to the 
baby
sitter, and was told her daughter was getting worse.

The sitter said, "You might find a coat hanger and use that to open the 
door."

The woman found an old rusty coat hanger on the ground, as if someone 
else had
locked their keys in their car. Then she looked at the hanger and said, 
"I don't know
how to use this." She bowed her head and asked God for help.

An old rusty car pulled up, driven by a dirty, greasy, bearded man with 
a biker skull
rag on his head.

The woman thought, "Great God. This is what you sent to help me????" But 
she
was desperate and thankful. The man got out of his car and asked if he 
could help.
She said "Yes, my daughter is very sick. I must get home to her. 
Please, can you
use this hanger to unlock my car."

He said, "SURE." He walked over to the car and in seconds the car was 
opened.

She hugged the man and through her tears she said, "THANK YOU SO MUCH. You
are a very nice man."

The man replied, "Lady, I ain't a nice man. I just got out of prison for 
car theft."

The woman hugged the man again and cried out loud, "THANK YOU GOD FOR
SENDING ME A PROFESSIONAL."



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