Ryan, Jon just whipped you up in the humor department... -Gary --- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Jon Heese <dmcforum@...> wrote: > > Kid 1: Hey, you stole my Super Robo He-Man action figure! Give it back! > > Kid 2: No, I want it and anyway I'm just showing you how much I like it. > > Kid 1: Well, it's mine, so give it back! > > Kid 2: I don't want to! You can't prove that it was yours. I'll beat > you up if you don't leave me alone about it. > > Kid 1: Well get out of my room then! You can never come back in here! > > Kid 2: Fine, I'll go to my own room and play with my new Super Robo > He-Man action figure. > > Kid 1: Well you're a stupid doo-doo head! > > Kid 2: Don't call me a stupid doo-doo head! Hey Mom! He called me a > stupid doo-doo head! > > Kid 1: I only called him that because he stole my Super Robo He- Man > action figure! > > Kid 2: Well I only stole it because I liked it so much. > > Kid 1: Well I'm mad at you and you are a jerk. > > Kid 2: Well, I can't say any more because I have a lawyer friend and > we'll see what he has to say about all of that. > > Mom: Okay, you two! I've had enough of this. Knock it off, now! > > Kid 1: Fine, I'll stop calling him a stupid doo-doo head if he'll admit > that he stole my Super Robo He-Man action figure. > > Kid 2: Well he should stop acting like such a jerk and I don't know why > he won't leave me alone. > > Mom: Hey! I said cut it out. I don't want to hear another word about this! > > Kid 1: Yeah, well that's fine, as long as he leave me alone. > > Kid 2: I don't see why I should have to stop it if he doesn't have to > stop it. After all, he did start it by calling me a stupid doo-doo head. > > Kid 1: No, you started it by stealing my Super Robo He-Man action figure! > > Mom: **Sigh** > > Regards, > Jon Heese > ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Great things are happening at Yahoo! Groups. See the new email design. http://us.click.yahoo.com/TISQkA/hOaOAA/yQLSAA/HliolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DMCForum/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: DMCForum-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/