[DMCForum] Remember this?

[Jon Heese <dmcforum@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Kid 1: Hey, you stole my Super Robo He-Man action figure!  Give it back!

Kid 2: No, I want it and anyway I'm just showing you how much I like it.

Kid 1: Well, it's mine, so give it back!

Kid 2: I don't want to!  You can't prove that it was yours.  I'll beat 
you up if you don't leave me alone about it.

Kid 1: Well get out of my room then!  You can never come back in here!

Kid 2: Fine, I'll go to my own room and play with my new Super Robo 
He-Man action figure.

Kid 1: Well you're a stupid doo-doo head!

Kid 2: Don't call me a stupid doo-doo head!  Hey Mom!  He called me a 
stupid doo-doo head!

Kid 1: I only called him that because he stole my Super Robo He-Man 
action figure!

Kid 2: Well I only stole it because I liked it so much.

Kid 1: Well I'm mad at you and you are a jerk.

Kid 2: Well, I can't say any more because I have a lawyer friend and 
we'll see what he has to say about all of that.

Mom: Okay, you two!  I've had enough of this.  Knock it off, now!

Kid 1: Fine, I'll stop calling him a stupid doo-doo head if he'll admit 
that he stole my Super Robo He-Man action figure.

Kid 2: Well he should stop acting like such a jerk and I don't know why 
he won't leave me alone.

Mom: Hey!  I said cut it out.  I don't want to hear another word about this!

Kid 1: Yeah, well that's fine, as long as he leave me alone.

Kid 2: I don't see why I should have to stop it if he doesn't have to 
stop it. After all, he did start it by calling me a stupid doo-doo head.

Kid 1: No, you started it by stealing my Super Robo He-Man action figure!

Mom: **Sigh**

Regards,
Jon Heese


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