I have a shorter version of your FAQ that I use:
Q: Is that a...."Yes it bloody well is!!"
Q: Can you go back it time in it?...."Can you stick your head up your arse?"
Q: My dad says that they are really unreliable..."Does your dad still have his own teeth?
Q: It is true that they have crap brakes?....."Why don't you stand in the middle of the road, and we'll find out?"
Q: Only sad twats drive Deloreans..."Only really sadtwats stop to talk to other sad twats."
Q: Wasn't Delorean busted for being a coke head?..."wasn't that Angus Deaton?"
Q: How many Delorean owners does it take to change a light bulb?..."How fast can you run?"
Q: What do you use to clean it?...."The blood of young virgins of course, what do you use?"
That just about covers most of the idiots that have triedspeaking to me about the car, and just wanted to make fun. Martins FAQ wasaccurate, but unfortunately I have more people asking the above questions in this redneck-tourist-stupid town.
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-----Original Message-----
From: Martin Gutkowski [mailto:webmaster@xxxx]
Sent: Friday, July 19, 2002 4:01 PM
To: doc-uk@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [doc] DeLorean FAQ
We all get asked the same questions when we stop in our cars, right? I
thought I'd compile a little FAQ for people to print offand keep in the
car. Before I put it on the website (big update soon guys) I thought I'd
better put it here for anyone to add to or make suggestions/corrections:
Martin
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Q: How many of these are still around?
A: 8583 were built, most are in North America. Commonly quoted figures
are of around 6000 worldwide with maybe 250 or so in Europe, a few in
Australia, Hong Kong etc. 23 or so right-hand drive onesexist,
primarily in England and Ireland.
Q: Is John DeLorean still in prison?
A: He was only ever held on remand, and that was for 3 days. He has
never been convicted of any criminal act. His "drugtrafficing" case was
thrown out of court after it was clearly shown that he was entrapped by
the FBI. He's still very much alive and occasionally attends DeLorean
car shows in the US.
Q: The Bodywork's Stainless Steel, right?
A: Yes. Alloy 304, commonly used in the catering industry.
Q: Must be tough getting it fixed if you ding a panel?
A: No. NOS replacements are still available with the exception of the
front left fender. There are one or two geniuses capableof flawlessly
repairing the panels. We are lucky to have the best one right here in
England.
Q: Is it all stainless?
A: No. The car sits atop a Lotus-engineered epoxy-coatedsteel backbone
chassis, similar in design to the Esprit. Above this rests the
fibreglass underbody, constructed using Lotus' VARI process (Vacuum
Assisted Resin Injection). The stainless panels are hungon the underbody.
Q: What about spares?
A: Mechanically the car's largely built from off-the-shelf european
parts circa 1981. Most are still available today as NOS from any good
motor factors, british classic specialists, Renault, Volvo (engine and
transmission) and even Halfords! Many DeLorean-specific parts are
available through the DOC UK. If you get really stuck, acall to the US
will buy you pretty much anything, and often re-engineered modern
replacements for weak OEM parts.
Q: Are they all the same colour?
A: All cars left the factory in unpainted stainless. Some were painted
at dealerships, others have been painted due to body damage. The
interior came in two colours, grey and black, with the exception of two
of the three gold cars which had saddle brown interiors.Some later cars
have mixed grey and black interiors. Early wheels are grey, later wheels
are silver. Two cars were sold by Amex that were gold plated. A third
gold car was made from a spare set of panels and holds the highest VIN
number.
Q: What's the engine?
A: It's a Peugeot Renault Volvo V6 (PRV-6) 2849cc Bosch K-Jet fuel
injected SOHC 90 degree V6. It's the US emission-controlled version of
the Renault 30's lump, and uses a slightly modified version of the same
transmission (both 3-speed auto and 5-speed manual). Thegears are
taller and the transaxle is rotated through 180 degrees for rear-mounting.
Q: How powerful is it?
A: In US form, it's not great. The engine only develops 130bhp. However
the exhaust system is terrible for performance, and the catalytic
converter makes it doubly bad. Just removing the cat cangain you 20-30hp.
Q: So it's slow then?
A: The car only weighs 1200kg, so even given the tall gears, it's quite
easy to keep up with the flow in the fast lane.
Q: Where/when were they made?
A: In the Belfast suburb of Dunmurry in a purpose-built state-of-the-art
factory. Cars were built from 1981-1982 with late '82 cars carrying '83
build dates.
Q: I'm told the doors never work properly?
A: Who said that? Seriously, the way they work is ingenious. A
cryogenically prepared torsion bar does most of the workinitially, and
as it "untwists" and gets weaker, the geometryof the gas-strut mounts
allow it to take over. A new gas strut is $60 and the torsion bars very
occasionally need adjusting. Today, 20 years on, many "neglected" cars
need new struts or a torsion bar adjustment or both. This has lead to
the myth that the doors never work.
Q: Why does the speedo only go up to 85mph?
A: It was a regulation in the US at the time. Corvettes of the same
years also have 85mph speedos. The Canadian version carried a 240kph
speedo, some of the Right-hand drive prototypes carry a 140mph face and
theres a commonly available 170mph aftermarket replacement.
Q: How much are they worth?
A: It depends. If you want to pick one up from the US, a"project car"
can cost less than $7000 (£4500). A mint original right-hand drive with
low miles will set you back £25,000. There are a lot of cars in between!
Q: Why did the company fail?
A: How long have you got? The short version is that in between the time
of the company's inception, and of the first car going on sale, the
market for sports cars in the states fell dramatically. Also the
exchange rate and higher-than-perceived production costsput a price tag
of some $30k + on a car that had been promised for less than half that.
Q: What happens when you hit 88mph / Where's the flux Capacitor / when
are you going back to the future / where's the cocaine then?
A: Ha ha. Very funny.
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