TOP TEN REASONS TO PART YOUR DELOREAN

[mroboto@xxxx]

The following is from David Letterman's TOP TEN LIST from last night.
THE TOP TEN REASONS TO PART OUT YOUR DELOREAN:

10. So nobody ever asks you "Where's the flux capacitor?" again!

9. Because a parted Delorean is just as usefull as a daily driver.

8. The stainless parts make a great outdoor kitchen.

7. Because a "parted" car takes up so much less room in your garage.

6. Because selling 2800 individual parts on Ebay is so much fun!

5. To look for that cocaine stash "rebate" that every non-owner asks you 
about.

4. To try and get to that !*#@% fuel accumulator they hid in the frame!

3. Because your restoration project is about to cause a divorce, (yours).

2. Becasue it's your car, and you should do with it as you see fit!

1. To give the DML'ers something to post about!

Disclaimer:
The above posted list is not meant to be a politcal statement, nor to defame, 
inflame or cause a rash on any persons, either real or fictional. The "LIST" 
is not from the "David Letterman" of late night television fame, but the David 
Letterman of Hooterville, Arkansas. Any similarities to any other David 
Letterman's is strictly coincidental. It should also be stated that, the poster of 
this posting, has neither parted a DeLorean in the past, nor has had intimate 
relations while in politcal office with anyone who has been known to have 
parted a DeLorean. However, the right to part a DeLorean in the future is 
reserved, and may or may not be excercised. This posting has been paid for by the 
"Elect John Z. DeLorean for Governor of California Committee".

Daniel Deutsch (Orlando)
3356 (2 times concours loser)
15779 (3 times Superbowl watcher)





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