for-sale ad

[Noah <sitz@xxxx>]

Ok, normally I wouldn't post classified ads here. I don't have a car to
sell (my car is mine. Mine I tell you! <queue manicial laughter>). But i
was mucking about at the hemmings website ('cause I have nothing better to
do with my time) and came across this ad:

DeLOREANS: matched pair, last 1981 and first 1982 off the line, both
5-spds, gray leather, never driven, still in plastic, signed parts
manuals, literature, entire package, $55,000 firm, will not part
out. FAX: 732-398-1497, NJ; captmuffet@xxxx 

And had to show it to people who would appreciate it, or I woulda
exploded. And I'd hate to leave my roommate with a mess like that to clean
up. I don't know if they're still available, 'cause hmn.com does a fairly
bad job of letting you know how old the ads are. You've been warned.

But damn.

Noah
VIN #2867


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