[DML] Re: Why Buy DeLorean?
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[DML] Re: Why Buy DeLorean?



Title: RE: [DML] Why Buy DeLorean?

TOP TEN REASONSTO BUY A DMC-12:

10. Chicks dig it
9. Getting trapped by faulty door locks prevent carjackings
8. You can never hear "Hey Marty, what happened to the Flux Reactor" too many times
7. DMC drinking games: Blow a fuse, take a shot
6. No drinkingand driving since you can't stick your head out the window to puke
5. You'll never have a friend ask you to help them move
4. You can wash your car with a Handi-Wipe
3. Despite having a hood, a bonnet, and a trunk, you still can't pick up anybody at the airport
2. You can sell the front-left fender for more than you paid for the whole car

and the number one reason to buy a DMC-12:

1. "Your rebate is in the trunk."



:-)

Gus Schlachter
Austin, TX
VIN# 4695





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