8 Simple Rules For Owning My Totally Cool DeLorean

[Tom Watkins <dmctom@xxxx>]

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1. Pick up kids at School in DeLorean. Makes then an instant celebrity!
2. Dad, can I take the DeLorean to Prom? (insert endless 
laughter..........) Dad? come on!.....Mom, tell Dad to stop!
3. When Jim Bob at the corner station fix it shop says he'll "give it a 
shot" be afraid.. very afraid and get out while you can.
4. Keep a few pieces of easily picked up items in the car - Then wife 
won't say "if you can keep your car so clean, why can't you do the same 
around the house?"
5. Find new hiding places for parts I buy that I didn't tell wife about
6. Come up with new groveling excuses once she finds the parts I bought 
and didn't tell her about
7. A DeLorean is part of a daily exercise program.....by having to park 
at the farthest reaches of store parking lots to avoid door dings, I'm 
getting my daily walk in!
8. Living in Maine - must remember "Boyles Law" of physics when opening 
door! Doesn't go up as fast......Headbone connected to the... door bone, 
Ouch!


Tom #05732



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