Re: [DML] Funniest Things Heard

["pdmytrewycz" <pauld@xxxxxxxxx>]

Well, mine's not so much funny as just sad. I've been saving to buy a 
Delorean for about a year now. (I'll be the one in Pigeon Forge 
crossing his fingers while simultaneously rubbing a rabbit's foot 
when the raffle winner is drawn.) I told a good friend of mine about 
my dream, and he patted me on the back condescendingly. He said "glad 
to hear you're willing to contribute to the Colombian economy" (a not-
so-subtle allusion to cocaine). I informed him that his assumptions 
were based on myth and that the facts were that JZD was completely 
acquitted/exonerated. My friend rolled his eyes and said, "Paul, you 
know as well as I do that an acquittal does not necessarily mean you 
are innocent." I replied, "indeed, and an accusation does not 
necessarily mean you're guilty." I then offered him my copy of JZD's 
autobiography, which I believe gives a pretty thorough (if one-sided) 
description of the flaccidity (is that a word?) of the government's 
case against JZD. My friend has yet to read it.

Some people are just so set on believing the hype.

Paul D.
-no VIN :(




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