HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That was great! Chuck Jon Heese <dmcforum@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote: Kid 1: Hey, you stole my Super Robo He-Man action figure! Give it back! Kid 2: No, I want it and anyway I'm just showing you how much I like it. Kid 1: Well, it's mine, so give it back! Kid 2: I don't want to! You can't prove that it was yours. I'll beat you up if you don't leave me alone about it. Kid 1: Well get out of my room then! You can never come back in here! Kid 2: Fine, I'll go to my own room and play with my new Super Robo He-Man action figure. Kid 1: Well you're a stupid doo-doo head! Kid 2: Don't call me a stupid doo-doo head! Hey Mom! He called me a stupid doo-doo head! Kid 1: I only called him that because he stole my Super Robo He-Man action figure! Kid 2: Well I only stole it because I liked it so much. Kid 1: Well I'm mad at you and you are a jerk. Kid 2: Well, I can't say any more because I have a lawyer friend and we'll see what he has to say about all of that. Mom: Okay, you two! I've had enough of this. Knock it off, now! Kid 1: Fine, I'll stop calling him a stupid doo-doo head if he'll admit that he stole my Super Robo He-Man action figure. Kid 2: Well he should stop acting like such a jerk and I don't know why he won't leave me alone. Mom: Hey! I said cut it out. I don't want to hear another word about this! Kid 1: Yeah, well that's fine, as long as he leave me alone. Kid 2: I don't see why I should have to stop it if he doesn't have to stop it. After all, he did start it by calling me a stupid doo-doo head. Kid 1: No, you started it by stealing my Super Robo He-Man action figure! Mom: **Sigh** Regards, Jon Heese --------------------------------- Talk is cheap. Use Yahoo! Messenger to make PC-to-Phone calls. Great rates starting at 1¢/min. [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> Great things are happening at Yahoo! Groups. See the new email design. http://us.click.yahoo.com/TISQkA/hOaOAA/yQLSAA/HliolB/TM --------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Yahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/DMCForum/ <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: DMCForum-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/