You are terrible! And you crack me up. Actually, the new
skin is forming on my penis quite nicely. I'm working on
this new foreskin reconstruction where i stretch the skin &
it regenerates. Hey, if I gotta be single, I might as well
have fun playing with myself. I think it's a mid-life
crisis thing -- you know, the bare feet, thumbing my nose
(and other extremities) at the public.
TOO MUCH INFORMATION
Question: Why do lawyers wear neckties?
Answer: It stops the foreskin from slipping over their
heads.
True story: My cousin offered me something to drink. I told
her I didn't want soda or sweet tea but unsweet would be
great.
She said, "You're in luck. Here you go."
I said, "Yuck, no way!"
What's wrong?
I'm not drinking something you call "Urine luck".