RE: [DMCForum] A Parable

["Jack Stiefel" <jackstiefel@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

"It was found that the manager of the gas station, one Mr. N. Sane, financed
and trained the punks who burned down the towers.  He was arrested, and will
be on trial soon."


Oops nice writing very enjoyable, but the above quote is inaccurate.  And
hence the problem with Mr. Busch -- I hope you spelled that wrong on
purpose...  


Jack Stiefel
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-----Original Message-----
From: Dave Stragand [mailto:dave.stragand@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] 
Sent: Monday, August 02, 2004 3:35 PM
To: DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [DMCForum] A Parable


I guess this feeling comes from back in 2001, when a group of punks burned
down the twin tower complex on the next block.  With the help of the local
police, Mr. Busch chased the punks out of Afghan Estates.   True, they were
unable to catch the leader, but the punks have not been heard from since
(except for a bit of graffiti posted in the darkness).
 
The rightful owners of the station (the employees) are
overjoyed, as Mr. N. Sane has been systematically raping, torturing and
killing his employees for years if they spoke out against him.  None of the
station's neighbors ever raised a finger to stop him, as he once attempted
to take over the gas station next door, because he claimed simply "it was
rightfully his".  He burned down that station while he was being chased out.
 
President Busch gave the gas station right back to the employees as soon as
they were able to manage it on their own, but I just know he somehow trying
to take their oil!!!  True, I guess he could have actually kept it, but I
know he's up to something.  Even though he did the exact opposite of what
I'm claiming, I just know he is trying to do it!  I know he is up to
something with the punks and Mr. N. Sane, but I can't prove it, so just
believe me without thinking!  So relax, I will think for you.
 
I feel that I will be good to protect the neighborhood, because I was hurt
three times defending another neighborhood (Nam Town) over 30 years ago.  Of
course, when I left, I protested that everything I did was wrong, but now
it's right.  Or wrong.  It doesn't matter -- just ask me tomorrow and I'll
reverse my position again to whichever you feel is favorable.  Please check
which way the wind is blowing before asking.
 
Also, I am going to raise the dues.  Even though 7% of my neighborhood is
unemployed, taking more money from them is the best plan of action.  The
more money I take from them, the better off the housing corporation will be,
which in turn, will be good for them. (Or, it could cause them to go
bankrupt, but that isn't my concern.  I'll just claim evil corporations are
the cause).  I'll also be taking as much money as possible from the
wealthier people on the street, as we all know that is fair.  Now, these
folks would normally be providing jobs for the unemployed 7% with that
money, but that's not my problem.  I have $750 million in the bank.
Besides. I won't be paying any of the dues anyway, as my income as Housing
Corp. president will not be charged any dues.
 
Now, even though I have no platform of my own (I have stolen the entire
'Help is on the Way' platform from 'Busch 2000' - which, incidently, Mr.
Busch has followed to the letter), I urge my neighbors to vote for me
because I'm not Busch!  Anybody but Busch!!!  ANYBODY BUT BUSCH!!!
 
I hope that helps y'all see things more clearly.
 
-Dave


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