[DMCForum] Re: Off Topic Joke Fwd: Social Security

[Shannon Yocom <ssdelorean@xxxxxxxxx>]

That kinda resembles a "political" post. You know, like the ones were not suppose
to be posting. ;-)
Back in the earlier years you were refering to yourself as Senator Michael Pack,
how come you dropped the "Senator"? Did you retire? Are you receiving your
benefit package too?

Shannon Y
16506

Still all in good humor my disclaimer:
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>    Date: Fri, 4 Nov 2005 15:40:12 EST
>    From: Packodenton@xxxxxxx
> Subject: Re: Off Topic Joke Fwd: Social Security
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> Subject: Social Security
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>      
> WHY  WAIT UNTIL 2008? THERE IS AN ELECTION IN 2006. I HEREWITH FIRMLY STATE  
> THAT I WILL NOT VOTE FOR ANY POLITICIAN, REGARDLESS OF THE OTHER ISSUES,  IF 
> HE DOES NOT SPONSOR AND SUPPORT THIS LEGISLATION. THAT INCLUDES  EVERYONE 
> STANDING FOR ELECTION IN 2006.  
> LET  US SHOW OUR LEADERS IN WASHINGTON "PEOPLE POWER"AND THE POWER OF THE  
> INTERNET. LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE WITH ME ON THIS BY REPLYING AND  FORWARDING TO
> 
> EVERYONE IN YOUR ADDRESS BOOK.  
> ABOVE  MESSAGE DATED 4/25/05  
> IN  CHATTANOOGA, TN  
> IT  DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE REPUBLICAN OR  DEMOCRAT!
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> KEEP  IT GOING!!!!
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> 2006  Election Issue!!
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> GET  A BILL STARTED TO PLACE ALL POLITICIANS ON SOC.  SEC.
> 
> 
> This  must be an issue in "2006" Please! Keep it  going.
> 
> ----------------------------------
> 
> SOCIAL  SECURITY:
> 
> (This  is worth reading. It is short and to the point.)
> 
> Perhaps  we are asking the wrong questions during election  years.
> 
> Our  Senators and Congresswomen  do not  pay into Social Security and, of 
> course, they do not collect from  it.
> 
> You  see, Social Security benefits were not suitable  for  persons of their 
> rare elevation in society.They  felt they should have a  special! plan  for 
> themselves. So, many years ago they voted in  their  own  benefit  plan.
> 
> In  more recent years, no congressperson has felt the need to change it. 
> After  all, it is a great plan.
> 
> For  all practical purposes their plan works like  this:
> 
> When  they retire, they continue to draw the same pay until they  die.
> 
> Except  it may increase from time to time for cost of living adjustments..
> 
> For  example, Senator Byrd and Congressman White and their wives may expect 
> to  draw $7,800,000.00 (that's Seven Million, Eight-Hundred Thousand Dollars), 
> 
> with their wives drawing $275,000.00 during the last years of! their lives.
> Tom  DeLay is slated to  receive $4,795,000.00, Jon  Corzine will only  
> receive $1,140,000.00 because of his short tenure in the  senate.
> Bob Dole is  already collecting on his $6,575,000.00 since he left the 
> Senate.   His wife is now in the Senate, working to build up her own pile of
> gold  
> from us. These figures are in addition to the FREE medical, dental,  optical, 
> and hospitalization services given to these so called public  servants.  Let us
> 
> clean up their act in 2006, use your  votes.
> 
> 
> T  his is calculated on an average life span for each of those named  
> Dignitaries.
> 
> 
> Younger  Dignitaries  who retire at an early age,  will receive much more 
> during the rest of their  lives.
> 
> Their  cost for this excellent plan is  $000.  NADA....ZILCH..
> 
> This  little perk they voted for themselves is free to  them.  You and I pick 
> up the tab for this  plan.  The funds for this fine retirement plan come 
> directly from the General  Funds;
> 
> "OUR  TAX DOLLARS AT WORK"!
> 
> From  our own Social Security Plan, which you and I pay (or have paid)  
> into,-every  payday until we retire (which amount is matched by our 
> employer)-we  
> can expect to get an average of  $1,000 per month  after retirement.
> 
> Or,  in other words, we would have to collect our average of $1,000 monthly  
> benefits for 68 years and one (1) month to equal Senator! Bob Dole's  benefits!
> 
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> 
> Social  Security could be very good if only one small change were  made.
> 
> That  change would be to:
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> 
> Jerk  the Golden Fleece Retirement  !  Plan from under the Senators and 
> Congressmen. Put them into the Social  Security plan with the rest of us
> 
> 
> then  sit back.....
> 
> 
> and  see  how fast they would fix it.
> 
> If  enough people receive this, maybe a seed of awareness will be planted and 
>  maybe good changes will evolve.
> 
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> 
> How  many people  CAN  you  send this to?
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> Better  yet....
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> How  many people  WILL  you send this to  ?
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