[DMCForum] Re: DeLorean Space Shuttle? (Martin)
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[DMCForum] Re: DeLorean Space Shuttle? (Martin)
- From: "content22207" <brobertson@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 07 Aug 2005 02:45:34 -0000
I *DID* mention once that I'd like to get my hands on a circa 1980
Cortina, but that generated the same enthusiasm as a fart in church...
The only Jap Scrap I'd consider is a first generation Civic. Actually
owned one once (CVCC). Selling it was the second biggest mistake of my
life. The little car only weighed 1,500 lbs so it really could scoot.
Of course if you want to talk about plastic interiors, I think Honda
pioneered the concept.
I suspect what you meant to say is American automobiles extend a man's
ego. Libido is the interest and energy necessary to perform as nature
intended. If American automobiles really did extend libido, there
would be no need for Viagra, Levitra, Cialis, et al.
Regarding cornering: check out a road map of Iowa sometime. I think
steering wheels are optional equipment out there.
Bill Robertson
#5939
>--- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Martin Gutkowski <martin@xxxx> wrote:
> content22207 wrote:
>
> > The Space Shuttle is just like a European automobile -- overpriced,
> > fussy & temperamental, difficult and expensive to maintain, too small
> > to be useful, unreliable away from home, falling apart prematurely
> > (have I left anything out?).
> >
> > ATTN Martin: flame alert, flame alert.
>
> Whereas american cars are far too big to be any use other than
extending
> a man's libido (not called "yank tanks" for nothing), utterly
useless on
> any kind of corner or handling generally, cheaply made with plasticy
> interiors, stupidly inefficient big engines made from volcanic rock and
> pig-iron chucking shit into the environment on a scale that keeps
you at
> the no 1 spot as the "worlds' biggest polluter, generally laughed at by
> the rest of the world and utterly incapable at standing up against any
> European or Japanese car in any contemporary road test I've ever
> read/seen on TV.
>
> You stay on your side, Bill, I'll stay on mine
>
> Martin
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