Re: [DMCForum] Re: aluminum and auto tech. instructors

[mike clemens <rmclemns@xxxxxxxxx>]

Josh,

Okay, now explain to me again,  'why am I moving to 
Arkansas'???   Oh yea, I know, because we need to help
those who are disadvantaged!  I'm thinking it may be a
lost cause, but at least I can say I tried.

No, this is not a dig on you, this is on the other
xx,xxx,xxx that live in your state, (and now mine). 
Rednecks-------you gotta love 'em, cause you can't get
rid of 'em.  They're like fire ants----when you poison
them, it doesn't kill them, they just move to a new
area.  Hey, maybe they'll all move to a better
place------Flordia maybe??   :-)

Mike     TPS


--- Josh Porter <joshp1986@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:

> 
> My teacher does need help!! He does not have a
> college education, yet 
> he teaches it. It's not what you know, it's who you
> know. His dad is 
> over the automotive technology department on the
> main campus. My 
> teacher live in Greenbrirer. See, I can't spell the
> town. They say 
> darn, dern. Redest red neck town ever.
> 
> I almost had to tow my Dodge home from school when
> it did not start, 
> I just walked home. A Dodge Ram is a big vehicle to
> push by myself. 
> In fact, I was driving to work today and the stupid
> goat died just as 
> if I had turned the key off. I was jamin and didn't
> know it shut off 
> until I couldn't steer and was going really slow.
> 
> Arkansas people are some of the stubornest people
> you'll meet. I 
> could push my car up to the school and let them look
> at it and 
> compare it to a kitchen sink and they still would
> say that is 
> aluminum. Which is odd because the tailgate off of
> my Ford was 
> aluminum, there's a big difference. 
> 
> I was trying to take wagers but my other teacher
> made me stop and do 
> my class work so after an hour I forgot all about
> them. I was to 
> bussy thinking about getting the beast running, and
> hard drives. It 
> was in my computer class. I do have two race rivals
> so far. A 240zx 
> and a 1974 Corvette. The Corvette is a good looking
> peace of poo but 
> the 240zx will be tough with two turbos pumpng out
> 300 horses. He is 
> wanting to help me with the beast. He may know about
> cars and all but 
> he's not touching my car if I can help it. 
> 
> Like I said, it's funny, everyone thinks they know
> everything about 
> cars. Like the gas tank ;-) Inside joke.
> 
> Josh
> 10989
> 
> --- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, mike clemens
> <rmclemns@xxxx> wrote:
> > Hey Josh,
> > 
> > That guy (or Gal) needs help!  I know your can't
> act
> > like me and say (FOA), but scheez, your auto tech
> > teacher????  The Mississippi education system is
> bad
> > enough, but does Arkansas have to compete for the
> > lowest ranking?  
> > 
> > If they continue to badger you about the
> "aluminum"
> > body, just drag it over to the school and show
> them,
> > but only after you have made a significant number
> of
> > wagers so you are ampily rewarded for your out of
> > pocket expenses.  
> > 
> > I figure 3 blocks of towing is worth at least
> $100.00
> > in wagers.  For those that want to 'stop by',
> maybe
> > you need to start charging an admission fee in
> your
> > driveway.  Just kidding on that one, but it ain't
> such
> > a bad idea.
> > 
> > Hell,  as we used to say in the Navy, "if Joe shit
> the
> > rag man", got a nickle for every time someone used
> his
> > name, he'd be a gazillionaire several times over
> by
> > now!!!!!!!
> > 
> > Mike
> > --- Josh Porter <joshp1986@xxxx> wrote:
> > 
> > > 
> > > I was wondering, after my auto tech teacher
> argued
> > > with me that 
> > > DeLoreans are made out of aluminum, does anyone
> else
> > > get that alot? 
> > > This is the seventh time this week this has
> happened
> > > to me. Frankely 
> > > it's somewhat irretateing. People telling me
> what my
> > > car is made out 
> > > of. One kid asked me if I had the plastic doors
> or
> > > stainless ones 
> > > stuffed with coke. I think I offended him by the
> way
> > > I looked at him 
> > > after he asked me, but I couldn't help it.
> People
> > > think they know it 
> > > all, but they are like me and they don't. 
> > > 
> > > To bad my car dosn't work, I would have told the
> > > coke kid that my 
> > > lugage compartment was stuffed with coke, a cola
> ;-)
> > > 
> > > Josh
> > > 10989
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > > 
> > 
> > 
> > 
> >             
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> 
> 
> 



            
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