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Celebrity mixed up names

If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.

If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd be Dolly Dali.

If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she'd be Bo Ho.

If Ella Fitzgerald married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.

If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she'd be Oprah
Chopra.

If Cat Stevens married Snoop Doggy Dogg, he'd be Cat Doggy
Dogg.

If Olivia Newton-John married Wayne Newton, then divorced
him to marry Elton
John, she'd be Olivia Newton-John Newton John.

If Sondra Locke married Elliott Ness, then divorced him to
marry Herman
Munster, she'd become Sondra Locke Ness Munster.

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

If Tuesday Weld married Hal March III, she'd be Tuesday
March 3.

If Liv Ullman married Judge Lance Ito, then divorced him and
married Jerry
Mathers, she'd be Liv Ito Beaver.

If Snoop Doggy Dogg married Winnie the Pooh, he'd be Snoop
Doggy Dogg Pooh.

How about a baseball marriage? If Boog Powell married Felipe
Alou, he'd be
Boog Alou.

If G. Gordon Liddy married Boutros-Boutros Ghali, then
divorced him to marry
Kenny G., he'd be G. Ghali G.

Nog (Related to Quark on "Star Trek: Deep Space Nine") has
no other name, so
he uses it twice when getting a marriage license. If he
married Howard
Hughes, and then Pamela Dare, he'd be Nog Nog Hughes Dare.

If Jack Handy (SNL writer) married Andy Capp, then married
Jack Paar, then
moved on to Stephen King, he'd be Jack Handy Capp Paar King.

If Woody Allen married Natalie Wood, divorced her and
married Gregory Peck,
divorced him and married Ben Hur, he'd be Woody Wood Peck
Hur.

If Ivana Trump married, in succession, Orson Bean (actor),
King Oscar (of
Norway), Louis B. Mayer (of MGM), and Norbert Wiener
(mathematician), she
would then be Ivana Bean Oscar Mayer Wiener.


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