Gary: No, I got better ones.... I usually do not like response to the people with their humorous sarcasms... Since I am Chinese, I use it to my advantage. I start to speak with the Chinese accent and with gestures associated that I do not know what they are asking or talking about. I just reply: "Noo speaky Ingleesy." Then I walk away, ignoring them and hearing all their responses amongst themselves (mostly negative).... Kayo Ong #5508 Lic 9D NY On Nov 28, 2010, at 8:57 PM, gmfm1@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote: > I got tired of the questions about "Did I find any coke in the > car?" or "Where is the coke?" I came up with an answer that usually > shuts them up, " I didn't get the snow tire option!" > > My friend, who is a cop is tired of "What happens if you go 88 > mph?" He responds, "You get a ticket!" > > Feel free to use them if you like. > > Gary Masie > [moderator snip] ------------------------------------ To address comments privately to the moderating team, please address: moderators@xxxxxxxxxxx For more info on the list, tech articles, cars for sale see www.dmcnews.com To search the archives or view files, log in at http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dmcnewsYahoo! Groups Links <*> To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dmcnews/ <*> Your email settings: Individual Email | Traditional <*> To change settings online go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/dmcnews/join (Yahoo! ID required) <*> To change settings via email: dmcnews-digest@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx dmcnews-fullfeatured@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <*> To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: dmcnews-unsubscribe@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <*> Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to: http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/