I lost my DeLorean in a parking lot today. You would think that a DeLorean would be hard to loose. (Once a guy suggested that I just forget about parking it and instead keep it in my back pocket.) Anyway, I couldn't find where I parked my car. Then remembering that it is a time machine, it isn't WHERE the car is but WHEN it is. So I turn around and check where I had already looked, and there it was peeking around the side of a large SUV with it's nose close to the ground just like a puppy playing hide & seek. Someone today asked me if I keep the car garage kept considering how great it looks. My answer for him was that it's a time machine. When no one sees it, it just keeps hyper-jumping through time while a resident subroutine searches for human consciousness. When sensed, the car re-appears in the flash of an eye. So why did the subroutine previously not work? Well, it looks for HUMAN CONSCIOUSNESS. I don't always qualify for both at any given moment. I think it's a trait acquired from stray flux dispersal from being inside the car too much. Sometimes the car hyper-jumps forward in time while I am still in it. That explains how I sometimes don't remember driving it home or even waking up in the car the next morning and wondering where I was all night. I even did an experiment to confirm this. Once I accidentally left my lights on for a really long time. When I got back, the car started just fine as though it had only been sitting for a few minutes. Warning: don't try this yourself without a set of jumper cables handy. I've pretty much figured out what is going on now. A future owner retro-fitted my car with a time machine option (TMO). He is making sure that my car will be in like new condition when he gets it. So that is the reason my car keeps hyper-jumping into the future. Well, I got news for this future owner. He's going to have to wait a long time 'cuz I'm not through owning it yet. Yep, I'm weird, but so is my car. (I think I've said too much.) Walt Tampa, FL