Re: [DMCForum] Re: Unique Red Doubledecker Buses? (Martin Gutkowski,er,
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Re: [DMCForum] Re: Unique Red Doubledecker Buses? (Martin Gutkowski,er, Walnut Bladder)



So it _IS_ true that you never actually read my posts. I wouldn't bother
if it weren't for the amusement I'm sure our fights cause other people.

BTW "pissed" means someting else here...

http://www.english2american.com/dictionary/p.html#pissed

The single overriding image I get when taking on any discussion with you
Bill, is of a 5-year-old, fingers in ears, eyes shut, shouting "I can't
hear you! Blah blah blah blah!"

Martin

content22207 wrote:

> Oh dear, do we need to go all the way back to the beginning?
>
> To save time: This is the Reader's Digest Condensed Version:
>
> Martin: Why do they still use those dirty old double decker buses in
> London?
>
> Bill: Because they are uniquely suited to City Center, so much so that
> Brits themselves call them "London Buses."
>
> Martin: Bullocks -- you're full of piss.
>
> Bill: I am not, you are.
>
> Martin: Any red London Transport bus is technically a "London Bus".
>
> Bill: Yes, but those dirty old buses you first complained about are so
> distinctive to the city that Brits themselves call them "London Buses"
> versus simple "double decker buses" found elsewhere in the country.
>
> Martin: Double bullocks -- you have twice as much piss.
>
> Darren: I'm British, and I agree with Martin.
>
> Bill: I've spent more than 12 months in Great Britain over a quarter
> century, and BRITS THEMSELVES told me those "dirty old buses" (AEC
> Routemasters) are known as far away as Scotland as "London Buses."
>
> Bill: Here's a website that says the exact same thing.
>
> Martin: Treble bullocks -- piss is now running out your ears, just
> like George the Younger.
>
> Marc: Would you two knock it off -- we need the bandwidth to discuss
> Bob's cooling fans and the crappy DeLorean in Florida.
>
> Bill: The nice people in southwest England themselves told me
> Devonshire is known as "Devonshire", just as the nice people in
> Scotland themselves told me Routemasters are known as "London Buses."
>
> Martin: Quadruple bullocks -- you need to start bottling your piss as
> selling it on the open market.
>
> Bill: Here's a website that says the exact same thing.
>
> Mark: Did someone just mention the crappy DeLorean in Florida?
>
> Bill: Quiet -- Martin and I are in the middle of a pissing contest.
>
> Robert: Doesn't everything Americans know about Great Britain come
> from imported comedy anyway?
>
> Bill: Quiet -- Martin and I are in the middle of a pissing contest.
>
> Bill: OK I give up -- Martin has more piss than me.
>
> Martin: And my bladder can be compared to a Walnut, thank you very much.
>
> Dave: Did someone mention double decker buses?
>
> Greg: Quiet -- we're discussing Martin's bladder now.
>
> Bill Robertson
> #5939




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