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Re: [DMCForum] Saturday Night Live DeLorean spoofs
- From: Jon Heese <dmcforum@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
 
- Date: Thu, 14 Apr 2005 09:33:20 -0400
 
For anyone interested, there are a couple stills of this sketch on The 
SNL Archives website.
Start at Brad Hall's page, http://snl.jt.org/cast.php?i=BrHa, and click 
through "John DeLorean" and "The DeLorean Home".
Regards,
Jon Heese
Packodenton@xxxxxxx wrote:
> 
> A friend of mine sent me the SNL tapes that have a DeLorean reference. There 
> were three spoofs. I'll describe the October 23, 1982, broadcast. The other 
> two were BTTF spoofs about Ronald Reagan from 1986, and the second BTTF spoof 
> was from 1991 with Michael J. Fox.
> 
> This was the first scene after the opening monologue by Howard Hessman and 
> first TV commercial.
> 
> The scene opens with Howard Hessman (WKRP in Cincinnati's Dr. Johnny Feel 
> Good) as Duncan the DeLorean family butler making pancakes in the DeLoreans NYC 
> penthouse. He is wearing a Tuxedo, cooking breakfast in the kitchen.  He knocks 
> over a box of Bisquick and starts to sweep it up, dumping the spilled 
> Bisquick into the garbage can
> 
> DeLorean played by Brad Hall, enters the kitchen wearing a dark suit, 
> carrying an empty suitcase. Duncan says "Good Morning Mr. DeLorean."  DeLorean 
> ignores him. DeLorean sets the suit case on the table and gets very upset when he 
> realizes that Duncan spilled the Bisquick. Duncan offers him some pancakes for 
> breakfast. DeLorean digs in the trash can after the Bisquick and Duncan tells 
> DeLorean "it's just Bisquick Sir"
> 
> DeLorean starts to open the kitchen cabinets and takes out bags of sugar and 
> boxes of Bisquick. He packs the suitcase with bags of sugar and boxes of 
> Bisquick, explains how expensive Bisquick and sugar are these days.
> 
> DeLorean, now upset, sends Duncan to make sure his luggage and his limo are 
> ready. He starts to finish packing his suitcase when the service door bell 
> rings.
> 
> DeLorean answers the door and it's Dave the Drycleaner played by Eddie Murphy 
> delivering DeLoreans dry-cleaning. DeLorean is smoozing with Dave, has his 
> arm wrapped around his shoulder, and wants him to give him the dry-cleaning for 
> free. DeLorean explains how he is short on cash and can't pay the $13.50 
> dry-cleaning bill for 48 hours. 
> 
> Dave wants the $13.50, DeLorean can't pay, so DeLorean offers him a new 
> silver DeLorean. Dave says he has a silver DeLorean. DeLorean offers him an 
> electric blue DeLorean. ((Eddie Murphy drove an electric blue Excalibur in 1982)) 
> Dave says "Mr.D you already gave me 5 DeLorean cars last week cause you couldn't 
> pay. Look man, your cars suck, they don't sell, they don't work right, and 
> nobody wants them."  
> 
> DeLorean reaches for a box of Bisquick and offers it as payment to Dave for 
> the dry-cleaning. Dave says" What the hell am I going to do with Bisquick?" 
> DeLorean winks at him and says "It's really, really good Bisquick 
> Dave...understand?" 
> 
> Dave gets upset and takes the dry-cleaning with him as he leaves.
> 
> Duncan reenters the kitchen, tells DeLorean the limo and luggage are ready. 
> DeLorean tells Duncan how much he hates airline food, and says he wants to eat 
> the pancakes on the airplane. DeLorean grabs a handful of pancakes, takes a 
> large scale from the cabinet and weighs the pancakes. "I love your special 
> pancakes Duncan." Duncan asks why he is weighing the pancakes. DeLorean explains 
> how the airlines charge for heavy suitcases.  DeLorean gives up weighing them 
> and dumps the food & scale into the suitcase.
> 
> Christina played by Julia Luis-Dryfess, enters wearing a nightgown. (Her 
> character isn't the brightest candle on the cake...she is dumb)  She and DeLorean 
> kiss good morning and hug. Christina asks DeLorean if his business trip will 
> save DeLorean Motors.  DeLorean goes on about how he went to the House of 
> Commons and wanted money, the IRA, Ireland, all gave him so much money, and how his 
> special financing plan will "blow everyone away & get everyone talking".  
> Christina say "John you are so smart honey. You can sell snow to the Eskimos" 
> DeLorean gives her an astonished look.
> 
> She asks DeLorean why he is packing up all of the sugar and bisquick. 
> DeLorean say "you know how much I like to bake" 
> 
> He thinks she is asking to many questions and sends her to see if there is 
> any leftover Tuna salad from last nights dinner. When she looks into the 
> refrigerator, DeLorean starts packing 40 lb. bas of bisquick into his 
> suitcase...spilling it everywhere as white powder fills the air. When she tells him there 
> isn't any Tuna Salad he send her to get his tennis racquet. He resumes packing 
> the 40lbs bags of bisquick making a mess.
> 
> Christina brings the tennis racquet and puts it in his suitcase. She look 
> upset as she looks over the suitcase overfilled with bags of sugar, bisqucik, 
> etc.  DeLorean say he is going to get his topcoat and Christina says "John I know 
> what your doing. You can't fool me or anyone else. You can't keep going like 
> this. You are going to get diabetes. Admit it, you are a sugar addict!"  
> DeLorean says "I knew I couldn't fool you Christina." DeLorean and Christina hug as 
> white powder fills the air as her hand pats him on the back.
> 
> I thought it was funny considering it was SNL
> 
> Regards,
> Mike Pack
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