Re: [DMCForum] Re: Knights Who Say "Vacuum" (Martin G)

[Eric Itzel <eric@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>]

So, after reading all of this, I have one question-
 
What is the purpose for headlight fluid? Could it be a consumable
required for the function of these dark-suckers, or some sort of
lubricant?
 
Eric
 

----- Original Message ----- 
From: Farrar Hudkins <mailto:fhudkins@xxxxxxx>  
To: DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>  
Sent: Monday, August 16, 2004 5:31 PM
Subject: Re: [DMCForum] Re: Knights Who Say "Vacuum" (Martin G)

For years, it has been believed that electric bulbs emit light, but 
recent information has proved otherwise. Electric bulbs don't emit 
light; they suck dark. Thus, we call these bulbs Dark Suckers. The Dark 
Sucker Theory and the existence of dark suckers prove that dark has mass

and is heavier than light.

First, the basis of the Dark Sucker Theory is that electric bulbs suck 
dark. For example, take the Dark Sucker in the room you are in. There is

much less dark right next to it than there is elsewhere. The larger the 
Dark Sucker, the greater its capacity to suck dark. Dark Suckers in the 
parking lot have a much greater capacity to suck dark than the ones in 
this room.

So with all things, Dark Suckers don't last forever. Once they are full 
of dark, they can no longer suck. This is proven by the dark spot on a 
full Dark Sucker.

A candle is a primitive Dark Sucker. A new candle has a white wick. You 
can see that after the first use, the wick turns black, representing all

the dark that has been sucked into it. If you put a pencil next to the 
wick of an operating candle, it will turn black. This is because it got 
in the way of the dark flowing into the candle. One of the disadvantages

of these primitive Dark Suckers is their limited range.

There are also portable Dark Suckers. In these, the bulbs can't handle 
all the dark by themselves and must be aided by a Dark Storage Unit. 
When the Dark Storage Unit is full, it must be either emptied or 
replaced before the portable Dark Sucker can operate again.

Dark has mass. When dark goes into a Dark Sucker, friction from the mass

generates heat. Thus, it is not wise to touch an operating Dark Sucker. 
Candles present a special problem as the mass must travel into a solid 
wick instead of through clear glass. This generates a great amount of 
heat and therefore it's not wise to touch an operating candle.

Also, dark is heavier than light. If you were to swim just below the 
surface of the lake, you would see a lot of light. If you were to slowly

swim deeper and deeper, you would notice it getting darker and darker. 
When you get really deep, you would be in total darkness. This is 
because the heavier dark sinks to the bottom of the lake and the lighter

light floats at the top. The is why it is called light.

Finally, we must prove that dark is faster than light. If you were to 
stand in a lit room in front of a closed, dark closet, and slowly opened

the closet door, you would see the light slowly enter the closet. But 
since dark is so fast, you would not be able to see the dark leave the 
closet.

Next time you see an electric bulb, remember that it is a Dark Sucker.

[Pirated from an anonymous source.]

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