[DMCForum] Re: This is soooo true

["cruznmd" <racuti1@xxxxxxxxxxxx>]

Incredible.



--- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, "Dave Stragand" <dave.stragand@xxxx> 
wrote:
> On Tue, 16 Jun 1998, Dave Stragand wrote:
> 
> > This exchange ttook place between me and an AutoZone employee this
> > evening...
> >
> > ME: "I need front and rear transmission seals for a 1958 Plymouth 
with a
> > Torqueflite."
> > AZ: "Hmmm... The computer says there weren't any Plymouths built 
before
> > 1962."
> > ME: "The computer is wrong.  Do you have a -book- that shows the 
seals?
> > I can look it up myself, if you'd like."
> > AZ: "Are you sure it's not a '62?"
> > ME: "Yes. Very sure."
> > AZ: "Then it's not a Plymouth. They didn't make them until 1962.  
What
> > model is it again?"
> > ME: "A Savoy. A PLYMOUTH Savoy. 1958."
> > AZ: "I thought you said it was a 'Witchy Tork Fly' or 
something..."
> > ME: "WITH A TORQUEFLITE.  The transmission is a Torqueflite.
> > Torqueflite. 3 speed. PLYMOUTH. The model is a Savoy. 1958."
> > AZ: "Hmmm... 58... 58... Oh!  It's an Oldsmobile, not a Plymouth."
> > ME: "No, I'm very sure it's a Plymouth."
> > AZ: "Well, it's an Oldsmobile, actually. Like the Ninety-Eight."
> > ME: "Do you have a manager around here somewhere? Anywhere? 
Please?"
> > AZ: "Hmmm.. The computer isn't showing any 3 speed transmissions 
for a
> > 1998 Oldsmobile... and they don't list that model, either..."
> > ME: "1958... PLYMOUTH... SAVOY... WITH... A... 3... SPEEED...
> > TORQUEFLITE... TRANSMISSION..."
> > AZ: "I'm sorry, sir, they didn't make the Plymouth until 1962..."
> > ME: "LISTEN CAREFULLY. Do you have a manager around here 
somewhere?"
> > AZ: "Why?  Is there something wrong?"
> 
> 
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Shannon Yocom [mailto:ssdelorean@xxxx] 
> Sent: Thursday, November 06, 2003 11:02 AM
> To: DMCForum - post'n
> Subject: [DMCForum] Re: This is soooo true
> 
> 
> Great stuff Dave!
> That reminds me of the conversation you had with the Autozone guy 
arguing
> over
> your Plymouth. Do you still have that saved? Could you send me a 
copy?
> 
> Shannon Y
> 16506
> 
> ----------
> From:   "Dave Stragand" <dave.stragand@xxxx>
> Date:  Thu Nov 6, 2003  10:00 am
> Subject:  RE: [DMCForum] Re: This is soooo true
> 
> Do you remember the Deloreanized one I posted to the DML a while 
back?
> 
> >>snip<<
> 
> >>insert<<
> Message: 7
>    Date: Wed, 30 Oct 2002 15:48:59 -0500
>    From: "Stragand, Dave" <dave.stragand@xxxx>
> Subject: How hard is the life of a DML moderator?
> 
> Hi All,
> 
> I know what these moderators go through -- 
> 
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