[DMCForum] Off topic joke: Dear Dad (Great Joke)

[Packodenton@xxxxxxx]

Dear Dad....

A FATHER GOING BY HIS  SON'S BEDROOM WAS ASTONISHED TO SEE THE BED WAS
NICELY MADE AND EVERYTHING  WAS PICKED UP.

THEN HE SAW AN ENVELOPE PROPPED UP PROMINENTLY ON THE  CENTER OF THE BED.
IT WAS ADDRESSED, "DAD".

WITH THE WORST  PREMONITION, HE OPENED THE ENVELOPE AND READ THE LETTER
WITH TREMBLING  HANDS:

DEAR DAD,

IT IS WITH GREAT REGRET AND SORROW THAT I'M  WRITING THIS. I HAD TO ELOPE
WITH MY NEW GIRLFRIEND BECAUSE I WANTED TO AVOID  A SCENE WITH MOM AND
YOU. I'VE BEEN FINDING REAL PASSION WITH BARBARA AND SHE  IS SO NICE
EVEN WITH ALL HER PIERCING, TATTOOS, AND HER TIGHT MOTORCYCLE  CLOTHES.

BUT IT'S NOT ONLY THE PASSION DAD, SHE'S PREGNANT AND BARBARA  SAID THAT
WE WILL BE VERY HAPPY. EVEN THOUGH YOU DON'T CARE FOR HER AS SHE IS  MUCH
OLDER THAN I, SHE ALREADY OWNS A TRAILER IN THE WOODS AND HAS A STACK  OF
FIREWOOD FOR THE WHOLE WINTER.

SHE WANTS TO HAVE MANY MORE CHILDREN  WITH ME AND THAT'S NOW ONE OF MY
DREAMS TOO. BARBARA TAUGHT ME THAT MARIJUANA  DOESN'T REALLY HURT ANYONE
AND WE'LL BE GROWING IT FOR OURSELVES AND TRADING  IT WITH HER FRIENDS
FOR ALL THE COCAINE AND ECSTASY WE WANT. IN THE MEANTIME,  WE'LL PRAY
THAT SCIENCE WILL FIND A CURE FOR AIDS SO BARBARA CAN GET BETTER;  SHE
SURE DESERVES IT!!

DON'T WORRY DAD, I'M 15 YEARS OLD NOW AND I  KNOW HOW TO TAKE CARE OF
MYSELF.
SOMEDAY I'M SURE WE'LL BE BACK TO VISIT  SO YOU CAN GET TO KNOW YOUR
GRANDCHILDREN.

YOUR SON, JOHN

P.S.  DAD, NONE OF THIS IS TRUE. I'M OVER AT THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE. I JUST
WANTED TO  REMIND YOU THAT THERE ARE WORSE THINGS IN LIFE THAN MY REPORT
CARD THAT'S IN  MY DESK CENTER DRAWER.

I LOVE YOU!

CALL WHEN IT'S SAFE FOR ME TO  COME HOME.
 
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