[DMCForum] Re: Saturday Night Live DeLorean spoofs

["delorean66" <delorean66@xxxxxxxxx>]

hahaha i gotta see this. can you upload it??


--- In DMCForum@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, Packodenton@xxxx wrote:
> 
> A friend of mine sent me the SNL tapes that have a DeLorean 
reference. There 
> were three spoofs. I'll describe the October 23, 1982, broadcast. 
The other 
> two were BTTF spoofs about Ronald Reagan from 1986, and the second 
BTTF spoof 
> was from 1991 with Michael J. Fox.
> 
> This was the first scene after the opening monologue by Howard 
Hessman and 
> first TV commercial.
> 
> The scene opens with Howard Hessman (WKRP in Cincinnati's Dr. 
Johnny Feel 
> Good) as Duncan the DeLorean family butler making pancakes in the 
DeLoreans NYC 
> penthouse. He is wearing a Tuxedo, cooking breakfast in the 
kitchen.  He knocks 
> over a box of Bisquick and starts to sweep it up, dumping the 
spilled 
> Bisquick into the garbage can
> 
> DeLorean played by Brad Hall, enters the kitchen wearing a dark 
suit, 
> carrying an empty suitcase. Duncan says "Good Morning Mr. 
DeLorean."  DeLorean 
> ignores him. DeLorean sets the suit case on the table and gets 
very upset when he 
> realizes that Duncan spilled the Bisquick. Duncan offers him some 
pancakes for 
> breakfast. DeLorean digs in the trash can after the Bisquick and 
Duncan tells 
> DeLorean "it's just Bisquick Sir"
> 
> DeLorean starts to open the kitchen cabinets and takes out bags of 
sugar and 
> boxes of Bisquick. He packs the suitcase with bags of sugar and 
boxes of 
> Bisquick, explains how expensive Bisquick and sugar are these days.
> 
> DeLorean, now upset, sends Duncan to make sure his luggage and his 
limo are 
> ready. He starts to finish packing his suitcase when the service 
door bell 
> rings.
> 
> DeLorean answers the door and it's Dave the Drycleaner played by 
Eddie Murphy 
> delivering DeLoreans dry-cleaning. DeLorean is smoozing with Dave, 
has his 
> arm wrapped around his shoulder, and wants him to give him the dry-
cleaning for 
> free. DeLorean explains how he is short on cash and can't pay the 
$13.50 
> dry-cleaning bill for 48 hours. 
> 
> Dave wants the $13.50, DeLorean can't pay, so DeLorean offers him 
a new 
> silver DeLorean. Dave says he has a silver DeLorean. DeLorean 
offers him an 
> electric blue DeLorean. ((Eddie Murphy drove an electric blue 
Excalibur in 1982)) 
> Dave says "Mr.D you already gave me 5 DeLorean cars last week 
cause you couldn't 
> pay. Look man, your cars suck, they don't sell, they don't work 
right, and 
> nobody wants them."  
> 
> DeLorean reaches for a box of Bisquick and offers it as payment to 
Dave for 
> the dry-cleaning. Dave says" What the hell am I going to do with 
Bisquick?" 
> DeLorean winks at him and says "It's really, really good Bisquick 
> Dave...understand?" 
> 
> Dave gets upset and takes the dry-cleaning with him as he leaves.
> 
> Duncan reenters the kitchen, tells DeLorean the limo and luggage 
are ready. 
> DeLorean tells Duncan how much he hates airline food, and says he 
wants to eat 
> the pancakes on the airplane. DeLorean grabs a handful of 
pancakes, takes a 
> large scale from the cabinet and weighs the pancakes. "I love your 
special 
> pancakes Duncan." Duncan asks why he is weighing the pancakes. 
DeLorean explains 
> how the airlines charge for heavy suitcases.  DeLorean gives up 
weighing them 
> and dumps the food & scale into the suitcase.
> 
> Christina played by Julia Luis-Dryfess, enters wearing a 
nightgown. (Her 
> character isn't the brightest candle on the cake...she is dumb)  
She and DeLorean 
> kiss good morning and hug. Christina asks DeLorean if his business 
trip will 
> save DeLorean Motors.  DeLorean goes on about how he went to the 
House of 
> Commons and wanted money, the IRA, Ireland, all gave him so much 
money, and how his 
> special financing plan will "blow everyone away & get everyone 
talking".  
> Christina say "John you are so smart honey. You can sell snow to 
the Eskimos" 
> DeLorean gives her an astonished look.
> 
> She asks DeLorean why he is packing up all of the sugar and 
bisquick. 
> DeLorean say "you know how much I like to bake" 
> 
> He thinks she is asking to many questions and sends her to see if 
there is 
> any leftover Tuna salad from last nights dinner. When she looks 
into the 
> refrigerator, DeLorean starts packing 40 lb. bas of bisquick into 
his 
> suitcase...spilling it everywhere as white powder fills the air. 
When she tells him there 
> isn't any Tuna Salad he send her to get his tennis racquet. He 
resumes packing 
> the 40lbs bags of bisquick making a mess.
> 
> Christina brings the tennis racquet and puts it in his suitcase. 
She look 
> upset as she looks over the suitcase overfilled with bags of 
sugar, bisqucik, 
> etc.  DeLorean say he is going to get his topcoat and Christina 
says "John I know 
> what your doing. You can't fool me or anyone else. You can't keep 
going like 
> this. You are going to get diabetes. Admit it, you are a sugar 
addict!"  
> DeLorean says "I knew I couldn't fool you Christina." DeLorean and 
Christina hug as 
> white powder fills the air as her hand pats him on the back.
> 
> I thought it was funny considering it was SNL
> 
> Regards,
> Mike Pack
> 
> 
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